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Important document found somewhere in North Africa

Dictator Playbook - 2011 edition

  • Phase 1
  • I hear you.
  • Now shut up and go home so my thugs can arrest you all one by one.
  • Who's your daddy?
  • Phase 2
    • Jeep. Umbrella.
  • Phase 3
    • Still here, eh? What's wrong with you? Did you see the umbrella?
    • I know, it must be:
    • Al Jazeera
    • Yankee imperialism
    • Al Qa'ida
    • Psychedelic drugs
    • Al Jazeera
    • British imperialism
    • Zionist conspiracies
    • Al Jazeera
  • Stay where you are so my thugs can shoot you.
  • Phase 4
    • Honey, did you remember to refuel the jet after your last trip to Monte Carlo?
  • Phase 5
    • The rest is silence